Large Crate of Exclusive Simo Reshar Fitness Holoreels

Fitness guru Simo Reshar is iconic less for the effectiveness of his workout routines than for the questionable nature of the visuals and extremely cheesy rhythmic music. The covers depict the skinny workout instructor with his anthropomorphic cartoon assistants, dressed in worryingly skintight shiny outfits.
Though clearly intended for a younger audience, adults have professed to discover deeper philosophical meanings within the holos' content if watched whilst under the influence of certain substances. Reshar's assistants, particularly the feline Leeta and avian Yanis, have gained a cult following among certain fetish scenes across the cluster.